The evolution of a computer programmer, never forget keep it simple

 

High School/Junior High

 

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

 

 

First year in College

 

program Hello(input, output)

begin

writeln('Hello World')

end.

 

 

Senior year in College

 

(defun hello

(print

(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

 

 

New professional

 

#include

void main(void)

{

char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};

int i;

for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)

printf("%s", message[i]);

printf("\n");

}

 

 

Seasoned professional

 

#include

#include

class string

{

private:

int size;

char *ptr;

public:

string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}

string(const string &s) : size(s.size)

{

ptr = new char[size + 1];

strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);

}

~string()

{

delete [] ptr;

}

friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);

string &operator=(const char *);

};

ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)

{

return(stream << s.ptr);

}

string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)

{

if (this != &chrs)

{

delete [] ptr;

size = strlen(chrs);

ptr = new char[size + 1];

strcpy(ptr, chrs);

}

return(*this);

}

int main()

{

string str;

str = "Hello World";

cout << str << endl;

return(0);

}

 

 

Master Programmer

 

[

uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)

]

library LHello

{

// bring in the master library

importlib("actimp.tlb");

importlib("actexp.tlb");

// bring in my interfaces

#include "pshlo.idl"

[

uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)

]

cotype THello

{

interface IHello;

interface IPersistFile;

};

};

[

exe,

uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)

]

module CHelloLib

{

// some code related header files

importheader();

importheader();

importheader();

importheader("pshlo.h");

importheader("shlo.hxx");

importheader("mycls.hxx");

// needed typelibs

importlib("actimp.tlb");

importlib("actexp.tlb");

importlib("thlo.tlb");

[

uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),

aggregatable

]

coclass CHello

{

cotype THello;

};

};

#include "ipfix.hxx"

extern HANDLE hEvent;

class CHello : public CHelloBase

{ public:

IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);

CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);

~CHello();

HRESULT __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);

private:

static int cObjRef;

};

#include "thlo.h"

#include "pshlo.h"

#include "shlo.hxx"

#include "mycls.hxx"

int CHello::cObjRef = 0;

CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)

{

cObjRef++;

return;

}

HRESULT __stdcall CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)

{

printf("%ws\n", pwszString);

return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));

}

CHello::~CHello(void)

{

// when the object count goes to zero, stop the server

cObjRef--;

if( cObjRef == 0 )

PulseEvent(hEvent);

return;

}

#include "pshlo.h"

#include "shlo.hxx"

#include "mycls.hxx"

HANDLE hEvent;

int _cdecl main(

int argc,

char * argv[]

) {

ULONG ulRef;

DWORD dwRegistration;

CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();

hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

// Initialize the OLE libraries

CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,

REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);

// wait on an event to stop

WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

// revoke and release the class object

CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);

ulRef = pCF->Release();

// Tell OLE we are going away.

CoUninitialize();

return(0); }

extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;

extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */

0x2573F891,

0xCFEE,

0x101A,

{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }

};

UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */

0x2573F890,

0xCFEE,

0x101A,

{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }

};

#include "pshlo.h"

#include "shlo.hxx"

#include "clsid.h"

int _cdecl main(

int argc,

char * argv[]

) {

HRESULT hRslt;

IHello *pHello;

ULONG ulCnt;

IMoniker * pmk;

WCHAR wcsT[_MAX_PATH];

WCHAR wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

// get object path

wcsPath[0] = '\0';

wcsT[0] = '\0';

if( argc > 1) {

mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);

wcsupr(wcsPath);

}

else {

fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");

return(1);

}

// get print string

if(argc > 2)

mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);

else

wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");

printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);

printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

// Initialize the OLE libraries

hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);

if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))

hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);

if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

// print a string out

pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);

Sleep(2000);

ulCnt = pHello->Release();

}

else

printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

// Tell OLE we are going away.

CoUninitialize();

}

return(0);

}

 

 

Apprentice Hacker

 

#!/usr/local/bin/perl

$msg="Hello, world.\n";

if ($#ARGV >= 0) {

while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {

$outfilename = $arg;

open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";

print (FILE $msg);

close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";

}

} else {

print ($msg);

}

1;

 

 

Experienced Hacker

 

#include

#define S "Hello, World\n"

main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}

 

 

Seasoned Hacker

 

% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c

% a.out

 

 

Guru Hacker

 

% cat

Hello, world.

^D

 

 

New Manager

 

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"

20 END

 

 

Middle Manager

 

mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12

Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello,

world."?

I need it by tomorrow.

^D

 

 

Senior Manager

 

% zmail jim

I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.

 

 

Chief Executive

 

% letter

letter: Command not found.

% mail

To: ^X ^F ^C

% help mail

help: Command not found.

% fuck this sh...!

!: Event unrecognized

% logout